La Mota - Portland - Sandy Blvd

The lady was rude. She acted like it was a bother to answer my questions. If you go there do not ask her any questions. I got out of there quickly. Never had such a bad experience with customer service before.

Shawnda is always so helpful when I come in. Despite moving, this is still one of my favorite spots for 🍃

I’ve come here multiple times and it’s always a pleasure. Great product at amazing prices. I will always come back when I’m in the area.

Great place. Always has great selection. Prices cannot be beat and the lady that works in the morning is awesome!!

I appreciate La Mota. La Mota has been my primary dispensary this summer '25! I have bought numerous Pre-Rolls from Sandy. I really appreciated the cartridges that are always on sale for $10 a cartridge. But some are a little more spendy with prices currently marked at $22-24+. Batteries are $10 from Sandy. I bought one from Taylors Ferry for $15 when I attended the La Mota BBQ. I also bought a sweet bong for $30-35 from that store too. Both Sandy & Taylors Ferry carry the Candy Land strain right now. To be forward and honest about it, I don't like the taste; I'm sure I do not have the temperature set too high on the three out of four functioning batteries I own. I'm not burning it down; but Madame, this is what we have in this house: Dr. Pineapple sativa THC .61 Nepali Pink .87 - Nepali Pink was alright. Made me cough a little bit. It's not like I didn't notice her existence. She did the job. Thank you, respectfully, Nepali Pink. (2)Vanilla Punch indica .08 1 of 2: Kind of bland. Gets the job done. I thought Vanilla Punch was a standard marijuana experience. Not too fruity, not cheesy, not grassy, just a solid simple standard. It wasn't too much of a downer indica high either. Lavender Haze sativa .59 LA Cheese sativa .56 Cleopatra .05 - Cleopatra hits you like poison. You may feel woozy after your first taste of her; if you can survive the cough that follows you, following her. Raw. Flower. Lotus root. Pineapple Punch .14 Is located in the Jamaican Dream container and would not function on my Orchid dab pen battery. I almost took the battery back! I was faster to take my ex-boyfriend back. So then I tried a new one and the experience was as euphoric as I imagine it was for Selena when she didn't catch that white rose someone through on her stage in that "biopic" movie about her short life, you know, before her fan club manager murdered her? I wonder if she made it to 27. You know, a lot of celebrities that died when they were 27 were discovered with a white lighter? What does "biopic" even mean?! It was a documentary about a dead person, a dead celebrity, besides Michael Jackson's documentary about he and the family entertainment group, formally known as the Jackson 5, I saw when he was still alive, is the only "biopic" I am aware of, no, wait, no wait. Snoop Dogg, hmmm... Someone call the homie Martha Stewart or Oprah, wait, wait, wait, shhhhhh.... Isn't, you know.... I have always thought of Snoop Dogg as more of a gangster than a celebrity. Maybe it's just me. Jamaican Dream sativa .81 Is the cart' that was tangibly the closest one to me. I changed carts and this one fired right up, no problem! No problem the weekend approached. First night with Jamaica, that's the strain from La Mota, "Jamaican Dream" I'm telling you about. He was so good to me that first night. It was strong, you could cut the air with a butter knife. We made love. When I woke in the morning I must have made an impression on him because the oil in the cart was not as full as it was last night. That was some reasonably expensive, sweet Jamaican Dream last night. So I puffed tough, about the same consistency in tokes; you can still say, 'toke' right? I mean, isn't a cartridge pen, JUST an inverted bong? I want you to agree with me. And give me $20. About the same consistency in tokes as I take throughout the day with my Orchid. Jamaican Dream is a $600 2-bit hooker that I have been meeting with for the past 3 consecutive days. Extending to 4 days is far too generous in either or both our state of being. I'm looking right at him right now. There appears to be not much left of him, but he treats me very well. The only thing is, after Jamaican Dream leaves, my eyes are left red. Vanilla Punch is a practical square freak. He will stay consistent all week until you are ready to turn out the cart' and pick up a different one. Vanilla Punch is a strain. A strain you don't need to fix**. Vanilla Punch, "Visine". He socks it to my pocket. And Dr. Dre said, . . . Ugh, nuthin' you idiots. Dr. Dre's dead. .. He's